Free Booze in Korea!!!!

Point 1: a bottle (mickey 20% alcohol) of souju, Korean rice wine, only costs $1.oo !!! Shit that's like giving it away!!!

Point 2: You can get beer (which goes for about 90 cent for a tall boy) and souju anywhere and you can consume it anywhere (under there...... underwear!?!)

Point 3: Old Korean men see an out of place, towering, white dude and grab you by the arm and demand that you do souju shots with them ( these men are unrelenting, crazy old men that don't understand the english words "NO THANKS").

Point 4: NEVER ACCEPT FREE SOUJU SHOTS FROM OLD KOREAN MEN!!! They will feed you shot, after shot, after shot, until you actually start to believe that you are an old Korean Man......................... UNRELENTING!!!!

Point 5: New restaurants give out FREE, ALL YOU CAN DRINK BEER on their grand opening days!!! I know....... Free................................... FREE..............................................................................
It's really hard to fathom coming from a country where advertising free beer at a licensed establishment is so completely illegal (even if it was legal it would probably draw a crazy, unruly mob of millions and millions of people that would engulf the whole restaurant and result in what can only be described as.... )

Anyways, I know they give out free beer. It's not just a rumor ... how do I know this...
because I spent the last 2 nights at a 2 day grand opening of a restaurant and, yes, they give out free, all you can drink beer!!!